How to mindfuck a group of strangers

So this came up while I was talking about nonsense with my housemate. Here's what to do to mindfuck a group of strangers:

STEP 1:
Have a friend dress up in cosplay/visual kei/anything weird. It can be anything you like, for example:

 Amane Misa - Death Note

 Mana-sama

Yuna - Final Fantasy

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Pedobear!

No, don't go as Pedobear... really...

STEP 2:
All dolled up? Now go to a public place, preferably a coffee shop where there are alot of people. Order 2 cups of coffee for yourselves and just chat normally. IMPORTANT: the one in cosplay should not be the one ordering and he/she should not touch their drink.

 Green & Co in Leederville, Perth would be a perfect place for this setup.

STEP 3:
After about 15-20 minutes, everyone in that area should've noticed both of you. Look at your friend and say:

"I wish you were real so everyone can see you!"

There you go, how to mindfuck a group of strangers =P

VERY IMPORTANT NOTES:
Don't laugh after STEP 3.
For extra dramatic scene, start crying and running out of the restaurant leaving your "friend" behind.

Oh the irony...

How ironic is it that imagining sadistic thoughts is the only thing keeping me sane?

This the season to be stupid...

First off, MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone reading this =D

What did I do for Christmas Eve? I had a BBQ with friends.

What did we do?

We barbecued sausages, chicken wings, bacon and fishballs or meatballs...

Then we started getting creative.

It started with baked potatoes... the different ways of cutting it and wrapping it with aluminum foil and adding cheese and butter.

Then we went on to fishes... where I wrapped this fish with some marinade and about a tablespoon of vodka... and tossed it into the BBQ.

That's when I think the vodka fumes got to all of us and we started cooking using vodka...

My most creative creation was fish slices wrapped in an orange peel with orange juice and vodka baked in the foil. It smelled great but there was no taste... but the sauce wasn't bad XD

My friend, Tommy, went a step further...

Have a look for yourselves:

Yes, he tossed vodka on his roasting potatoes to create a La Flamme Potato roasted ala Vodka XD

FYI, that potato was on the grill for almost an hour and even after that burst of flames, it still wasn't cooked..... -____-"

20 more days to go...

A Babi Post

Some of you may remember my post about car number plates that I've encountered in Perth. If you have not, go have a look...

Well, I encountered one a few days ago that made my jaw drop...

And then I started laughing uncontrollably...

Why?

Take a look for yourself...


Yes... I wonder if the poor bloke knows that his manly Holden car has a number plate that translates to "Pig Girl" in Malay... Maybe someone should name their number plate "Babi Betina"...

Aliiham!!!

Okay, by now a lot of people, mostly Shouters would know about Al's new header and her association with seafood.

For those who missed out on the discussion that night, it all started like this:

Al asked me to come chat at SO because the topic was tattoos. So, I went and somehow I think she was teasing me so I threatened to tattoo "sihams" on her eyes.

For a better picture, I drew this:

That is basically supposed to be eyes and yea, I'm gonna tattoo sihams on her eyelids so when she closes her eyes, TADAAAAAAAA!

Someone suggested to tattoo different coloured sihams on each eye. For example, grey for raw siham and red for cooked XD

Then someone mentioned that she was afraid that Al would "siham-fy" her car. And this came into my head XD

And last but not least, Aliiham's house XD

p.s. aL, don't angry la ok? It's funny XD
Just imagine how much laughter and joy you've spread =P

The MCW2007 Post

Okay, I know I have delayed this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. It's been a month since it ended but yea, I don't care XD

Lotsa piccies and for you people who got addicted to some of my videos, there's 2 coming up =P If I'm in a good mood, I might just post more ^^

This is during the first day: Oceania Day. The start of everything...
Basically this the main point where we have most of our daily activities at. If you're wondering what is that fugly brownish-blackish box with the Aussie flag on is, it's the Raffle Draw box...
(no, I dunno who made it *looks around innocently, whistling*)

There was a booth (or table) for people to sit down and play draw on canvases...
We tell them to attempt to draw aboriginal art but some people went and painted their country's flag... how patriotic... and yes, one of them was Malaysian... and no, it wasn't nice (at all).

There were free burgers to give away and everyone almost everyone helped (*ahem* not counting those who just made alot of noise)

p.s. can you notice the dunggu in the pic? XD (it's an MCW team inside joke...)

Look at the line... This goes to show that free food is a universal language ^^

This is during African Day. Amanda, the Day Coordinator had this piece of cloth on the pillar for people to write messages to the children in Africa.
And as you can see, Sam and I had other things in mind XD
Oh, the guy being conteng-ed is Ming, the MCW Chair Tableperson. Why table and not chair? Cause table taller than chair ma...

Yes. I know. They're not Africans... But hey, they play mean drums XD

Finally, we have Asia Day. Here's some people doing calligraphy... It hardly seems fair, all of them are Chinese XD

Here we have the dance troupe from Murdoch (I think, can't really remember) doing a Malay dance which kinda looked like silat to me...

I captured a video of the dance, enjoy :)


There was also a fashion parade, some of the costumes from Vietnam were really beautiful. And they're handmade by students. So, yea, a round of applause for that ;)



And here's a video of my friend, Dorothy aka Chi Chi singing Hakuna Matata.
Watch it. Trust me. You'll laugh like no tomorrow.


And last but not least, what happened behind the scenes after the night of Pasar Malam.
No, we weren't really raping him...

We just wanted to put him in the black rubbish bags XD
In past years, we threw the chairpersons into pools. So, I guess he's rather lucky since it's just garbage bags ^^

MCW was actually held over 5 days and if you were counting, I only mentioned 3 days (some people may know why XD). But anyways, it ended with Pasar Malam during the night of Asia Day and it was a success.

Oh, during Pasar Malam itself there was actually a fire in one of the rubbish bins. Some idiot stallholder went and threw hot coals into it (super brainless). But a funny thing happened. I was sitting in the Help desk when the fire happened. But the message that I got wasn't "Tong on fire" ("Tong" means bin in Malay) it was "Ming fainted". WTH?!?!?!

So this shows how rumours spread... from the fire site it was actually "Smoke in tong" then it became "Fire in tong" then when it reached me, it was "Ming fainted". Tak ade kaitan LANGSUNG!!! (there's no connection at all!!!)

Well, at least it wasn't like this:

"Smoke in tong"

to

"Fire in tong"

to

"Ming in tong on fire"

Although if that happened, I'm pretty sure a certain member or members of MCW2007 would be responsible for that XD

The Final Assignment

It's over.

I handed in my last assignment today :)

THE last assignment for my MASTERS!!!

*jumps around happily*

Can't say I am happy with the quality of my essay though... Been much too sleep deprived and stressed... not to mention all the procrastination XD

Anyways, it's over :)

Shall post regarding the WAY overdue MCW post. But at least I have an interesting video to show you all regarding that ^^


Until then, here's a picture I drew for my "aniki"...

That's supposed to be her in her "cat" or "chibi neko" form... basically when she's angry she turns into this really violent fussy cat...

I drew this picture when she said she went to work all the phones wouldn't stop ringing so she felt like bashing up all the phones... And this image came to mind ^^

p.s. betcha didn't know I could draw... well, not VERY well, but... good enough? XD

Stress Makes You Dumm

Gift is having an exam tomorrow. And yea, she's panicking... because she is just so so stressed.

And stress makes you dumm. Yes, duMM.

Have I proven my point?

No?

Then watch this and tell me if I've proven my point...

[video removed: 48hrs up]

Yes... Stress makes you DUMM XD

For those who can't really hear the video, basically Gift is just plucking away on the guitar trying to get Sam to wake up. And Sam's million dollar statement is

"What's wrong with you two?!"

p.s. video's only up for 48 hours. I'm the one blackmailing this time XD

p.p.s. can someone dress up as me and go do my presentation for me??? I'll give you Tim Tams...

Assignment Stress

ere's what happens when there's too much caffeine, sugar and assignment stress in your blood...

[removed: 24hrs up]

Yes... That is what will happen.



And when your significant other catches it on video, she will blackmail you into putting it up on your blog...

Yes... I know I look retarded.

Thank you.

p.s. Video will be taken down after 24hrs... it's the condition of blackmail...


p.p.s. is it me or is my blog turning into a vlog? Hahaha...

The Effects of MCW2007

If a picture speaks a thousand words, imagine how many words a video would speak...

Enjoy...

DO YOU SEE WHAT MCW2007 IS DOING TO ME!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

p.s. special thanks to Gift for menggila-ing with me... XD

p.p.s. I hope this video would keep you guys entertained for the time being... excuse me while I go whack the wall even more...

**UPDATE @ 11.42pm**

Due to popular demand, I have recorded a new video...

Can anyone guess what I wrote on the paper? XD

p.s. once again, thanks to my Gift, I am able to provide you people with more laughter :)

The Question

I'm sorry I have not been blogging much (or rather at all) lately. I've just been really really swamped with uni work and Multicultural Week which is on the 1st of Oct till the 5th.

If you guys know anyone in Perth, please tell them about my event ok?!?!?!

For more info on Multicultural Week 2007, go to our blog.

*******

Okay, I've had a very very funny experience when I was chatting with one of my event coordinators in the ISC office last week. Somehow we were talking about shopping and this coordinator of mine, Gavin, said that he needs to buy new clothes every week.

I shall attempt to reconstruct the conversation below:

"Why do you need to buy clothes every week???"

"Cause I don't do laundry."

*BIG SWEATDROP*

"What? The first time I did laundry, the washing machine died!"

*BIG BIG SWEATDROP*

"What did you do?!?!?!?!"

"I just washed the clothes la! But it overflowed!"

*BIG BIG BIG SWEATDROP*

"How much washing powder did you put?"

"The whole box la!"

*SWEATDROP FLOOD*

Ohmygawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He really did think that he needed a whole box for 1 wash. Then he asked how much was he supposed to put. We told him 1 or 2 scoops. And then he asked the following question which all of us have no answer for:

"Then why do they sell it in a box?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!"

My new jacket

Okay, I am officially broke... I can't believe I actually spent 160AUD on a jacket... T_____T

But I just loved it so much... so, I shall now make full use of it.

How?

Cam-whore lo... XD




Okay, I know I'm bored as well. And I should actually be studying for my exam on Monday. But... it's PR. Really don't know what can I study for it besides reading past PR campaigns... *sighz*

Anyways, all the best to everyone, especially Erlynda and Anne, since they're starting Uni life =)

I am currently missing my G... Hope she's enjoying herself... Hmm...

I'm getting hungry... shall go makan my free KFC first... XD

Ciaoz peeps.

The duck and I

I went to a friend's house for dinner last night. After dinner, we sat down in front of the TV to watch Big Brother and just chit chat.

Then I saw something very familiar.

It was a yellow duck.

She used to have it in her car, but she took it out of the car after I *ahem* played with it too much...

But anyways, here's what happened...


I wasn't gonna take that insult from that darn duck!!!

So... this happened...


Then my friends called me to stop torturing the poor thing...


STUPID DUCK STILL WANNA DENY!!!

ROAR!!!

Hehehe... No, I didn't eat it. I was good enough to return it back to its owner...

But it did make me get a craving for Peking Duck though...

Fortune restaurant, here I come!!!

But before that... I need to start studying for Law Marketing.

Wuuuuuuuu~~~ T____________T

Intoxicated Anne

Hehe... This is another post about Anne.

Last night, we had a chat on MSN. Here's what happened...

First sign of siaoness...



Siaoness level ---> 2/10

Then we decided to ask Kang in... But before that, Anne apparently was still intoxicated from last night's clubbing XD



Siaoness level ---> 5/10

As you can see, we've started to warm up...

Then finally...
See that siao char bo... Don't understand the joke but still can find it funny...



YOU TELL ME YOU'RE NOT DRUNK?!?!?!?!

WHO BELIEVE LA!!!! XD

Siaoness level ---> OVERLOAD!!!

Ok... ok... I admit... this is a rather lame post. But... who cares la XD

Don't stop reading my blog ok? I promise to update something of more substance... hahahaha...

p.s. Anne, don't angry ya XD


Next update: The duck & I

Why you should never challenge me...

Okay, let me tell you a story.

There was a girl named Anne. She has a Friendster account where she added me as her friend.

So we chat through testimonials until one day, she sent this:

' LiL TweRP '
Posted 10/5/2007 6:07 AM

* wah, must laugh tht horrible mer...
but i bet ur laughter can never beat mine.

witch- thts me. ^^

do u wan me to take a pic of me wif a broom?

u noe how muc i love to camwhore,rite?

So, I told her to take a pic of her with a broom.

She asked "Are you serious?".

I said "If not, I will start a petition to get you to do it!!!"

Again she said "You really serious?"

I said "I SENSE A CHALLENGE!!!"

So I gave her a few days to cough up the picture. I mean, it's a picture with a broom. Everyone's house sure got broom right???

Actually I would've been happy with just a picture of her HOLDING the broom or maybe standing beside it or something...

Then she sent me this...


That's supposed to be her... -___________________-|||

Anyways, since she placed such a graphic image in my head, I said "I want your pic to be like the one you draw ya!!!!!!!!"



And, today's Wednesday. The deadline.

Muahahahahaha!!!!

Here's the results XD


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that's not it, there's more!!!


Hahaha... still got time go change outfits XD

You really love to cam-whore eh?

Lolz, anyways, everyone should head over to Anne's blog and tell her what a great sport she is for being so sporting and actually taking those pictures =D

(p.s. I wasn't kidding about the online petition XD)

** Thanks Anne for giving me permission to post this ^^ **

Now you know why you should never challenge me XD