First of, let me explain that this is purely my own views towards this Malaysian culture of “lala-ness”. This post is purely for entertainment and if you get upset by it there are only 2 reasons:
1. You have no sense of humor; 2. You are one of them.
Btw. As I mentioned in the earlier post, this is about seafood TBs. In other words, Tomboys. I am not going to talk about lala-muis or sihum zais because I think a lot of people know about them already. Basically I’m bringing out a different subculture XD
Oh, there's foul language in this post. So if you're under 18, look away. Or just don't repeat those words to your mom ok? XD
One more thing, I think the seafood knew I was coming because when I began my search for the lala pics, I couldn't find much. But not to worry, I managed to dig up a few... see the things I go through to keep you people entertained *shakes head* Hahaha...
There are 2 main dimensions to determine lala-ness: Outlook and Mentality.
Outlook:
Hair
Spiky, multicoloured and outrageous hairstyles. Usually dyed GOLD or just plain BLEACHED.
Such styles require the use of 1 can of wax/gel/mud/clay/hairspray/superglue each time. If they are going to go out in the morning, they have to start styling the night before.
Interesting note: There are seasons for the colours to appear. From January to November, it’s all darkness. Black hair only. Occasional brown but usually will still turn back black. Then not 3 days after December, the colours start to bloom: all colours of the rainbow.
Why? School holidays ma…
Dressing
You can never miss them. You will see their clothes from a mile away. Why? Cause it is so SHINING!!! Better than glow in the dark.
Here’s a list of what they must include in their outfit (missing one also will die). Oh, since they’re school students, they can only go out during the weekends. But they spend all week planning their outfit, thus, not paying attention in school, thus, limited *ahem* knowledge...
- Big, big, big, big, big, big, big shirts. Must be of a dark colour with bright words/scribbles/nonsense/skulls/crosses. When I say bright, I mean silver, pink, gold.
- Long sleeved shirts. Even if it’s 30 degrees outside, they are still clad in long sleeves.
- Jackets. BIG BIG BIG HUMONGOUS JACKETS WHICH ARE SO FREAKING THICK THAT MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE DUMPLINGS. Favourite jacket brand: BAPE. In other words, huge and ridiculous colours.
- Baggy pants with so many ropes/strings/chains/flaps/zips/buttons that doesn’t serve a single purpose. Except maybe help people clean the floor cause they drag it everywhere they go. Free janitorial service.
- Accessories are very important. They will have chains/necklaces/blingbling around their necks which look like crosses/skulls/dogtags/analbeads. How do they know when they have enough on? When they run out of accessories of course XD Besides the neck department, they will have wristbands, rings (one on each finger), headbands, bells, sunglasses (even when they are inside shopping malls they are WEARING them) and not forgetting piercingsfrom head to toe (ears must have at least 10 in each ear).
- Bags. Always, always sling bags for tomboys. What kind? Any kind you see in Sungei Wang or Times Square.
- Hats and caps. Multicoloured caps and pimp-like hats.
- And not forgetting thick framed glasses. Favourite brand: Xerox.
Okay, one thing that I really don’t get is how they can always wear soooooooooooooooooooooo many layers. I mean, there’s like a minimum of 3 layers and Malaysia is such a HOT and HUMID country!!!
You may argue that they’re in shopping malls with air con. But they go out on WEEKENDS where the malls are BLOODY PACKED!!!
This is what I mean... she's at the BEACH and she's wearing 3 layers... No wonder she needs 2 cokes to cool her down...
HARLOW?!?! Does the term OVER-DRESSED means anything to you???
The thing that annoys me is that they are dressed up like dumplings, walk with a swagger and are always trying to act so cool. Not to mention their sense of "fashion".
[insert comment here]
Cause I really have no comment for this one...
Oh, and they all look alike. Just like clones:
It’s a trick question. There is no difference.
Under aged smoking
They are all barely 16, but smoking.
If you want to smoke, it’s your own business. But PLEASE AT LEAST LEARN TO SMOKE PROPERLY?!?!?!
They take a puff, NEVER inhale, and just blow out smoke. Any smoker will tell you that they’re wasting cigarettes.
And yet they still continue to act cool and think they’re so dangerous because they smoke.
Mentality
They must always speak foul language. If they don’t curse in every single sentence, they will wither and die.
Most of them only speak Mandarin (nothing wrong with this) refuses to learn proper English (still nothing wrong with this) BUT insists on cursing in English (there’s something very wrong with this).
Their English vocabulary only includes these few words: Fuck, Fuck You, Fucker.
Is Fucker a good word these days? Is it cool to be called a Fucker? Kids these days...
Need I say more?
They also have a condition that I have named SWT.
Why? Not only because when you see them, you will automatically go *swt* but because they’re Stupid When Talking.
Don’t know what I mean? Look at the following picture:
See? Didn't you just *swt*???
Wow, that was a long post. Pictures are taken from Friendster. I have tried to make them as unidentifiable as possible. But there are a few that I can’t really edit. But I think they would like the attention anyways XD
Think I forgot some facts? Let me know ^^
Oh, let me leave you with the ultimate picture of a group of seafood TBs:
Note the anal beads XD
