Monday, March 08, 2010


it's times like these that i'm glad i have the friends i have.


Saturday, March 06, 2010

random insights.

I watch Criminal Minds in hopes of believing that it is all a show, no matter how real and plausible it may seem, that it is all for entertainment and that no real human being can be capable of doing the things they do on screen. Alas I know that humans are indeed capable of that and much worse. And in a morbid way, I am amazed and even admire the minds of these people for their brain is of more potential than mine.

My greatest fear of possibility of being a parent in the future is that I may never be able to provide my child with the life that they deserve. I guess my parents had the same fear. But wait, I think they still are fearing. The sad part is, do I really deserve more? Or less?

Friday, March 05, 2010

Why the tiger and not the rabbit?

Random thought of the day:

Tigers are already an endangered species. This is a fact.

Then we have the Asian belief that the reproductive organs (in this case, the tiger's penis) are good as an aphrodisiac (or in other words, Viagra).

Then we have the phrase "humping like rabbits" or "going on like rabbits" or "reproducing like rabbits".

Tigers are fucking endangered... Rabbits are reproducing everyday.

See where I'm getting at now?

Why not the rabbit's penis as the aphrodisiac? It makes much more sense no? It's more widely available and because it's so widely available, it is the supporting fact that rabbits DO indeed reproduce more.

Don't mind me... I'm just being random and weird... splitting headaches since the night before would do that to you.

Oh, it will result in the following picture too:

Click for a clearer view...

Pictures from Google. Conversation from my twisted mind.

Monday, March 01, 2010

The Underwear Story

This is a funny story. To sum up the story basically the GF bought me a pair of underwear. BUT it came with something unwanted...

Have a look:
See that lil black thingy? Uh huh... that's the problem.

My twin was more than happy to help solve the problem...
The picture says it all...

After quite a few whacks with me screaming not to damage the underwear or the bricks in my courtyard...
It finally splits open!
(for once I'm actually glad that things are mainly Made In China these days...)

Just a small lil hole =P

Again, I'd like to make it clear that the GF did NOT steal anything. The checkout cashier was just too blur to notice there were 2 tags on the 2 pairs of underwear and he/she just removed one. And the GF did not notice the tag, and yes, the alarm did ring out but the security guard did not bother to check as the alarm was ringing out randomly (yes, my friend was there as a witness...).

So, it's just a series of unfortunate events that ended up in this blog post!

The moral of the story is: Check your bloody underwear when you buy them!

p.s. we didn't bring it back to the shop as the GF has thrown out the receipt already...
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