5 things I hate about young lesbians

Been wanting to blog about this for a while but was just rather lazy. Hahaha... but now since I have the time, here it is.

By the way, this post applies to both TBs (or butches) and femme. Not just targeting TBs this time =P

5. Young bimbo girls who get together with a TB just because it's the trend. Like it's "cool" to be a lesbian and the cuter the TB, the "better accessory" you have.

4. Calling their TB girlfriends as BF. It just fucking pisses me off. Don't ask me why. I find it weird and that they're in a state of denial of their sexuality. Only forgiven if the TB is transitioning... then the girl is just being supportive which I find really sweet and accepting.

3. Flower hearted TBs who want to get a "playboy" status. Seriously, they give butches a bad bad name. Where has the pride gone? I don't know which is worse, player TBs or TBs whose love live journal goes like this:
Day 1: I met A, I love her.
Day 2: A don't like me. I sad.
Day 3: I together with A already. I will love her forever.
Day 4: I break up with A. I very sad. I will wait for her.
Day 5: I met B, B is very nice to me.
Day 6: B become my lao po. She is my only love.
Day 7: B break up with me. I sad.

You get the message... super annoying.

2. TBs who leave their current very loyal girlfriend to be with some other girl who just happened to pass. These TBs take advantage of their girl's loyalty and go off chasing some random hot chick. In other words, they can't resist temptation. To make things worse, if they can't get this new girl, they go back to their old girl who would still gladly accept them back because of love.

1. Desperate TBs. Need I say more? In other words, they will go chasing after any skirt. Doesn't matter if they're 30, 21 or even 12. Got cibai can adi. Fat, thin or normal, it's all okay, got cibai all pimples become dimples. You get what I'm trying to say.

Are you laughing? Or nodding your head in agreement? Or are you feeling insulted?

Did I hit a few nerves?

Here's what I think if you're offended:

I have the cutest cat in the world

Yes, I have the cutest cat in the world. Don't believe me? See for yourself (:

My lil baby boy is such a poser isn't he? One of the best pictures we have of him (:

This happened when I was bored at work. Sam sent me the picture and said he would look cute if he had a bow tie. So I photoshop-ed one in =D

And she was right. He's shooooooooooooooooooo uberly cute (omg, I think the silly season's getting to me, I sound so bimbo).

A few people got tricked *cough*Jonathan*cough*Chee Sheng*cough* by this picture when I put it as my MSN picture. They asked me "Where did you get the bow tie for Chivas?"

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA XD

So flattered la.... my photoshop skills so good? Hehehe...

Then I got a little evil and did the following picture:

Ngek ngek ngek... Chivas is a pretty boy!

And since there's only 2 days left to Christmas,

Tada~~~

Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year everyone!

Part 2 of Teacher Hew

Here's part 2...


Enjoy!

Something more.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Been kinda lazy and caught up with other things such as lesbian drama and whatnots...

But the main thing is that Joanne lent me her Canon EOS and I've been experimenting with it =)

Here's the product of my experimentation:


Nice? Hehehe... I know it's simple.

I'll improve and get nicer things or models to shoot at =)

baka neko.

Yeap, just gave Chivas a shower -____-

Stupid stupid cat... gawd knows how many other wounds I have on my back... Grrr....

Excuse me while I chuck the lil fella in the dryer *evil grin*

step by step.

I know I've made mistakes and I'm trying to make up for it.

Step by step I will slowly settle things and maybe, just maybe I won't waste another year of my life. It's about time I did something with my life.

But for the time being, let me escape once in a while.

This picture does little justice to how I feel when I just lie back and forget the world.

By the way, I'm not emo. Seriously, I'm just getting a lot of shit out of my head. Putting my priorities right.

Oh, I'm so tempted to get inked again XD

It really IS addictive ;)

Learn your ABC

This is some funny shit XD

Good brainless entertainment =)

pain.

Been having a numbing headache since this morning. Wondering if I should take a day off tomorrow... but I need the money. So so sad to be tied down by the stupid dollar sign.

So so so so so many things to consider.

Things to settle... while this pain gnaws at the back of my head.

Resisting the urge to knock back another beer... maybe I should take a shot of vodka instead...

On a lighter note, Haruki Murakami is a genius. If I could just write 1 page... just 1 page like him... I think I'd be happy if I never wrote another page in my life.

He writes everyday mundane life emotions in a way that is so random but still manages to make sense out of it all in a poetic manner. Such simple words but so much excitement.

If only...