He wanted to send a parcel to his girlfriend and decided to use DHL.
They promised that the parcel would arrive the next day at 2pm.
And surprise, surprise, it arrived 2 days late.
Then when he had to send another parcel, he tried using UPS.
Only to come to the same conclusion: it arrived 2 days late as well.
So, imagine this:
A guy walks into DHL, angry because his parcel was not delivered on time.
Guy: "Your service is really terrible! I paid for a next day delivery but it arrived 2 days late!"
DHL representative: "I'm sorry sir. But technical difficulties do happen."
Guy (still pissed off): "Do you want to know what DHL really stands for? It's Dua Hari Lambat!"
Guy: "UPS? U Pun Sama!"
Yes, it's lame. I think it's funnier when I tell the story in person XD